Posts Made By: Lazaruseifer

Man City are going to fucking tear up a LOT of arses if they keep Milner and Johnson on those wings man, they are both class and seem to have a good understanding. I agree, 5 in the midfield may have been a better option, but he's had it totally wrong playing Agger out of position.

Well someone's gotta start one, two games into the new season and it looked like a bit of a howler from Roy if I have to be honest. Putting Agger on as Left Back after a bad knock to the head, and whilst having a designated left back on the bench? Well that is a bit barmy if you ask me, especially ...

Cheers lads..

The Stigs a 21st century Shakespeare, a symbol, I'd put a tenner on it being as realmadrid said, different people all the time... and it just so happened that Ben Collins was The Stig that week or something... Besides, Clarkson running in jokes of... "Some say he's Margeret Thatcher are ...

I've looked around for an answer to this and I can't find one, is it safe for a laptop to be used near a 30watt Marshall Amplifier?

Was just trotting through this thread thinking, what the fuck?

Dunno if I mentioned this last week or so, but I was asleep on my mum's couch after a plumfest and I awoken to the sound of my mum making toast. Anyway, realized it was 8 oclock and that I could miss the match, so I turned ...

I've got three that I got off my Grandad for Liverpool which date back to around the 30's - 40's, keep on meaning to dig them out, but I don't know where the fuck they are. :@

Edit: One thing I would do Spennyboy is just put them in a clear wallet and forget about them for another 20 ...

Great thread, over the years i've had 8 cat's... Never heard of this and my cats never did this, although I went around to my exe's the other day and she said her cat had brought her a mouse and left it on her seat, which kind of freaked her out a bit...

My arguement isn't really an arguement, it's a point of view and it although I agree with you it is biased, evidence would suggest he is on a downward spiral like many before him. It's happened to all the best, Fowler, Owen, Collymore, Gazza... etc.. etc...

Rooney's the next on a ...

Lazaruseifer - you are a fucking idiot. Fact.


Yes, I am a fucking idiot, in fact, i'm not just an idiot, I'm a prize fucking idiot! But Rooney is a cunt, fact!

Can you post anonymous in here???? Got something but I don't want to post under my real name!!

Just post it and be a knob-man like me, I've had my fair few self inflicted forum based beatings in the past... People get to know you better and the mods love it!

Aye, guess it's time i threw out my Roman Polanski box set...

Utter twaddle from Lazaruseifer as usual. Rooney is different to Gerrard how - except Gerrard has had over 80 caps to proves he's utter shit when it matters? Your anti-United loyalty is fucking pathetic. "Had it far too good for far too long" - again, how is he different in that ...

I'd love to take a naked shit in her mouth from a height of 5ft and then hold her nose till she poo's and wee's herself everywhere, only for me to mop it up with her head....

Hopefully then I'd become a cult phenomenon in loony land!

So I went on my usual Sunday afternoon dig around the charity shops in Merseyside for some bargain LP's and I came across a little Party LP, with children's party song and games on it....

So I threw it on and the presenter chats some shit like...

"Hey Kids, thank you ...

What, do you just get dropped off and picked back up? Do you get a driver too?

Would be intrested in hiring this sometime....


Oh, by the way, Can I come?, i'll throw in a fiver if I can sit in the toilet.

Wasn't there another one too? There was Tandy and something else, i'm sure of it...

Rooney needs to grow the fuck up and realise how good he's got it and whilst he is there, he needs to forget the boxing career he once wanted. Rooney is an utter wanker to boot, he's had it far too good for a long time and now it's taking it's toll, he looks unfit, off the pace and unsharp, he's ...

I think what he was in turn saying was that Cole is our Messi, however due a "Problem from the brain to mouth", it came out sounding like that...

I heard a rumour he was caught wanking in the shower rooms over a picture of Emile Heskey!, so he resigned.