Posts Made By: flumperino

hmmmm...interesting point.

lol, I can't believe you guys take your electronic devices and magazines etc into the bog - doesn't it make them feel 'tainted'?

Sounds selfish, but I've stopped making tech suggestions to people now and just bite my lip if someone's talking crap or talking about spending loads more money than they should - just because, as soon as you instruct someone to do or buy something, there's some unwritten rule where you're bound to

Soon everything we say will be so bland and generic, that'll we'll all end up speaking to everybody in grunts.

If you're frying then just use a generic vegetable oil, bit of a waste to use olive oil for frying.



Fair enough, but I like the faint olive taste on everything I fry...

Did you buy it new? If so, it sounds like a manufacturing fault that Apple are obliged to repair.

If not, it might be easier to sell it on ebay as faulty, then buy a new one.

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

No vids like this then?

YouTube- Wii Fit girlfriend ....

Forget the wii fit, if you want a bit of hula you need the real thing!!

YouTube- Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Hoopnotica

Olive oil and a frying pan mate. Doesn't need to be any more scientific than that!

What a fucking shit christmas I brought the wife a Wii Fit so that she could have a little laugh and giggle messing around on it, All was well until She loaded the game up and stood on the board.

When the fucking game calculated her BMI she was classed as OBESE

Fuck ...

Nothing for me, I really didn't want anything. If I want something I buy it myself, no point waiting till Christmas. I made sure the wife had a lovely present though, scored me a few brownie points.

Agreed, 100%!

I was slightly disturbed to only receive one deoderant ...

I can see your point pattikins, but I doubt they'll be much sympathy for this guy one here.

Also the story states that he married a British woman and had kids after this girl was killed. Considering that he would have known that he had a case against him to be deported, he sure didn't

Actually my kill streak is 14, found out earlier

fukin racist camera

Think my best is 20 kills on TDM. Well chuffed I was.

Killstreak is 9 on Airport I think.

I went into a supermarket once and saw Mr T, Chuck Norris and the Hoff all shopping in the same aisle.

The sheer awesomeness of the situation caused the earth's gravity to invert and made my head explode.

lol, nice...

How did the guy not notice? Several times, the 'deviant' practically had his head up his ass!

Also....

CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker.

What kind of ...

Fcuk, I didn't realise they had cameras in there!

Anyone who is left-handed is the spawn of two of Satan's love children.