Posts Made By: Lazaruseifer

Fucking hell Gant, thanks a lot, I always manage to look at the guys cumface whilst I'm cumming watching a porn-flick! I just can't help myself.

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1st is 3 blind mice.

#11

Is it beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

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stand up comedian

Think that there's the 3 easy ones...

And just for shit's an giggles (someone had to say it)

#9 ...

How about
"On the other hand"
"you have the right to remain silent"

Please, leave!

No thanks mate.

Congrats.

Yeah if its anything like Green Green Grass it'll be shit!

It will be, if there is one thing that is god damn awful in generic soaps and sitcoms, it's other actors playing characters that have been played by... (hang on, ill get there)... You get me..

Joey Boswell - ...

It a nap, if Benitez wanted him, he would be wearing a real red shirt now... But let's face it, He's a brilliant player, but he's a money pit, the money Ushited will have to pay for his upkeep...

Well to be honest Blaggard I probably didn't, I mean who does? It's probably a saying from like the 18th century or something when people had to eat cows tits in order to survive, so why does my mam say it?

Another one she used to say

"There's kids starving in ...

This is going to be SHITE!

It's of no secret that the Beeb have been trying to get David Jason back on board for YEARS!!! and now as a result, they are trying to rub it in his face...

This has WANK written all over it, just like that Boycey shite!!!

Don't fix ...

In my defence the women who is having it is pregnant.

Oh!!! So Sinister_Monk if of unsavoury worthiness because he doesn't give his wife a good seeing to???? Say... No MORE!

My mum always comes out with the old fave..

"Waste not want not."

its like, no you stupid cunt, I wouldnt be wasting it if I wanted it.

Another one I used to hate was my sister in law, she always used to say..

"Gordon Bennet", ...

You cold cunt livesy, Sinister_Monk is probably sitting around with the kids on the dinner table, telling them they're going to be getting a new fridge and freezer and that they can throw out the old one, for all you know livesy it could be rusted to fuck and stuff... I bet the poor cunt has ...

It's good to see old whiskey nose has sign a packet of rich tea biscuits to dip in his tea-skey, let's hope ol' spaghetti legs stays fit for around about.... 1/10th of the season....

Was just on Sky Sports, they are saying there is something wrong with his knee that they simply cannot fix...

Look here ....

Haha, very unlikely... He's just failed his medical the cunt!

That's good advice, thank you.

Cheers Malty...

Actually to be honest, i dont think it bares no difference any more, but I mean, maybe someone can confirm this. I remember reading somewhere that Jap 1.5s are still useful, don't quote me on that though, that was last year sometime. At one point Jap 1.5s used to go for a lot on ebay. Was the only ...

Shouldn't this be in the BST forum?

I assumed I would get advice when I put the words "I dunno" in as many times as I could.

I had just come from a performance, I had played a character in a local prestigous play called "Captain Crab and the eternal defecit of the romanian Rainbow Fish!"... ...