Posts Made By: Freddy

so we not on first name terms any more

daft sod!

My ferrari F1 is in the garage but will take a pix and post when done...

Aye what that man above me said. Plus we just got a fucking huge 9kg drum. Don't think you can get an integrated one that size.

Fucking phwoar!!!!!!

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Yeah I've loved her since her big breakfast days with Johnny V. Fit as fuck.

Oh I see what you mean mate.

lmao

<snigger> You said "Anal"


cunt

I ditched a stunning bird in a pub a good few years back for thinking it was a womens prerogative to be late. Her face was a peach.

Mates are the same. Take the piss and you're history. Ever since I was a kid I have always arrived early so that I'm not late. I'd rather get an ...

How can I eat/drink 5,000 calories a day and not gain weight?

Not bored, but it is very frustrating having to start a mission from scratch if you fail. An option to jump forward and not have to travel across town would have been good.

Your phone will restart a mission no?

Sat here bored and thought I would Google GTA I...

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GTA II
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If you get bored with the game why not try this with m8's?

YouTube - Tha Real GTA

Thanks for the good times Albert. And all the great music I own.

Don't most tins have the ring pull now days?

Eel gravy! lmao

Lovely it is.

Try knitting. Knit me a cock glove lol

Oooo ain't had pie n' mash and liquor for a while now. Mmmmmm jam roly-poly and custard for afters. Starving me now!

or could just get a mortgage.

Might get turned down what with being 82 and 90

Inheritance tax is a cunts tax. Your dad, for example, pays tax all his life and then as a final fuck you gets taxed when he dies. Wrong.

And as for the cries of fuck 'em, move ...